Weird, right? This is my very first waitlist. I don’t even fully understand how it works, but apparently it’s the best way to keep you in the loop while I finish this strange, darkly funny little beast of a novel. Which should be published in 2027 by Fairly Adequate & Co.

So, hello. Thank you. And welcome.

I promise not to spam you about SPAM®.
I will, however, email you when the book drops, or if something mildly important, happens. Probably.